i went to whole foods today. i parked my car and was walking to the elevator. a woman and a man had just gotten in. i wasn't that close and i figured that i would take the next elevator. as the doors were closing the guy looked at me and leaned forward and hit the button and the door opened up again. i did that shuffle running that people do to show that they are hustling for the person who is holding the door's benefit. i got in the elevator and the guy said 'you thought we were going to ditch you!' and i agreed.
when we got inside we both went for the carts, and then took off in different directions but did that thing where we kept passing each other. the third time i passed them i said to the woman, "we're best friends! we rode the elevator together!" she looked horrified and ran away from me. whateca.