i went to whole foods today. i parked my car and was walking to the elevator. a woman and a man had just gotten in. i wasn't that close and i figured that i would take the next elevator. as the doors were closing the guy looked at me and leaned forward and hit the button and the door opened up again. i did that shuffle running that people do to show that they are hustling for the person who is holding the door's benefit. i got in the elevator and the guy said 'you thought we were going to ditch you!' and i agreed.
when we got inside we both went for the carts, and then took off in different directions but did that thing where we kept passing each other. the third time i passed them i said to the woman, "we're best friends! we rode the elevator together!" she looked horrified and ran away from me. whateca.
when we got inside we both went for the carts, and then took off in different directions but did that thing where we kept passing each other. the third time i passed them i said to the woman, "we're best friends! we rode the elevator together!" she looked horrified and ran away from me. whateca.
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