i went to work today. it is a bunch of different things/shoots. the shoot takes place at marilyn monroe's old house. then for many years the house was used as a place to film pornography. now, the owners live in a guest house behind the house, which is rented out to a show on the style network called "how do i look?"

ok. so there were a few shoots today. two of them were for this thing where you date people thru your on demand cable service. it is called 'dating on demand'. it's ridic. i don't even know how it works ... but there was a woman who will be going on a date tomorrow with some guy, and a guy who won a date with a model. the guy who won a date with a model - he was being interviewed for the special episode of 'dating on demand', and here is how part of it went:

interviewer: so, a _model_! what kind of girls do you normally date?
guy: i have dated all types of women; blonde, brunette. redhead. but my mom says i will probably marry a brunette, because she is a brunette.

half way thru the day - they started filming this woman giving style tips. a woman giving style tips for people who are bald from chemotherapy. tip one, go bald! no scarves, no wigs, NO APOLOGIES!!!
also, that line above, it is the _actual_ dialog. the following is also verbatim i kid u knot:
tip two, bandanas. "the classic western style bandana is so popular you won't even be conspicuous when you show up wearing one."

also, i kept calling the show that is filmed in the house "what do i look like?" instead of "how do i look?" and the production manager was like ... what?? i think it's how do i look. and i said no, you're mistaken. and she said oh, and looked slightly confused. and then i said JUICE KIDDING!!! and she laughed.