i just went to whole foods because i was really craving some of their fauxreos. i was in line behind a woman who had a salad and a People magazine. (how american!!) ok. so she pays for her things and then the cashier-lady is taping the salad dressing cup to the top of the salad and the woman says oh it's ok, i'm going to eat it now.
then the cashier starts ringing up my purchases (mustard and box of fauxreos) and :

cashier: are any of your items to be eaten here?
me: you're just asking me because you forgot to charge that lady the tax because she's going to eat her salad here.
cashier: uhh yeah. i remembered right as she said she was going to eat it.
me: let me tell you something. i would _NEVER_ tell you if i were going to eat my cookies here.