Monday, October 10, 2005

sleepytime
hullo. i got up way early today because the girl i carpool with needed to be at work at 8 am. so i had to be at her place by 7:30. so i had to leave my apt by 7. so i had to wake up at 6:48. ugh!
this banana i'm eating is so green and un ripe that i just checked the sticker to make sure i didn't buy plantains. ok. i had to stop eating it. i did eat enough to ensure that i will remain hungry yet get a horrible stomach ache. a perfect balance has been achieved.
here's some things you may have missed.
thurs:
went to campanile's for grilled cheese night. i had different impressions about what grilled cheese night was going to be. i thought it would be kind of a sampling of different grilled cheeses continuously being served. pretty much how i picture heaven. but instead it was just one expensive grilled cheese. i ate with ed, his german flat mate, and his friend aaron. the strange california pronunciation of aaron and erin as the same was discussed, since ed as well is from back east. the german girl is from slightly further east, but she knew what we were talking about. when we were leaving campanile's people were discussing where they had parked. ed asked me and i said, oh, i'm right in front here. and ed asked where, and i pointed again and said, right here. then they noticed i was pointing at a tiny bmx bike locked to the bike rack in front. we all had a good laugh. later on ed told me what his friends though:
aaron: it's too bad he's not gay, he's really cuuuuuuuute!
german: wait, he's not gay?
bonus: while riding my bike to dinner i pass by this bar where the sketchsters are always smoking outside on the curb. Dish! i saw luke perry out there, and he was talking in a way lively manner to some girl. seemed like a bit of a tiff. give er hell dylan. ps. you weigh like 85 pounds and look like a creep.
ps. i am coining this term. since i set off everyone's gaydar, i guess i am gaydioactive.
fri:
i think i spent friday in one of my patent pending fugue states.
sat:
did some laundry, did some errands. at night, i tried to go to the opening of the new exhibit at MOCA, exstacy, art in and about altered states with kim. we got the address/directions confused and drove aimlessly through downtown where we stumbled upon skid row. there were dozens of tents set up everywhere, and tons of hobos and scragbagglers walking about through the streets aimlessly. it's like the thriller video. i immediately called land and asked him why he'd never brought me there before.
sun:
rose bowl flea market. i bought some more metal stacking barrister bookcases, and now my bookshelving needs are taken care of for quite some time. i also bought a tree that requires little to no light and/or love to go in the living room. i have no idea how we fit a tree and a bookcase in a toyota corolla, but i have deep cuts on my arms and legs and they are filled with sap.
later that day, nicole and i were riding our bikes doing some errands, as is our wont and custom. there was a car waiting to pull into the valet parking section of the grove, and we stopped our bikes. i smiled creepily at the person driving the car until they looked over, and then i said "h.. hi". it was matthew perry, Dish! he seemed sorry to be blocking the road and moved his car forward. nicole had just picked up her rx from the dentist. i thought we should have offered matt perry some painkillers since he apparently likes them.
mon:
uhh it's columbus day and i have to work? that sucks. i give that 5 out of 5 small pox infested blankets.
did you spot them all? i hope so.

1 Comments:

Blogger AV said...

brotherpants--

so, when you went out to get grilled cheese, and rode your bike, did you have blinky lights? you should get blinky lights, so that people can see you; it's really hard to see bicycles as it is, and you would be a little bit safer with some blinky lights. I recommend planet bike; they're well-built, cheap, and small. Also, they take regular AA batteries, and not something freakish like a AAA or a 9-volt.

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